Clothes, Clothes, Everywhere Clothes....

So last weekend Scoot and I decided to clean out our closets and what not- we ended up with three giant buckets of clothes to donate to Salvation Army. While in the midst of cleaning Scoot and I both turned around after throwing things at the bed for about 30 mins... to find little Bella stuck in the middle of our LARGE mess! hahahahaha

poor little girl.. she looks lost!?

Leaving On A Jet Plane....

The art of travelling with friends ... some funny emails sparked by attempting to plan a trip to another old friends wedding in St. Louis this weekend!
read and enjoy our serious issues.... [we all do get along famously and love each other]

To: D, S, S, J
every couple gives $20.00 for gas/toll/airport parking on friday morning... I think that should cover the cost there and back home dont you? We should pick Derrick and Sarah at 6am and jenny and steve we are sleeping at your house on thursday night...

To K, D, J, S
6am??!!! holy $#!t that's early. We're going to have to make up a batch of bloody mary's ahead of time. Do you think the airport bar will be open when we get there?

To D,S,S,J
LOL i love your signature by the way... Steven F Health & Beauty Care- that is priceless... heheheheheh

To D, S, K, J
Don't be jealous because I've been chatting online with hot babes...all day. besides, we all know I've been training to be a cage fighter. In the mean time, someone has to merchandise the douches, enemas and lube. If it weren't for those of us in Health & Beauty Care Merchandising then, Katie, how would you take care of that yeast infection you were complaining about the other night?.....and Derrick, how would you take care of that yeast infection you were complaining about the other night?

To D, S, J, S
oh boo ya whore! You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!
LOL seriously i just laughed so hard reading that - that my boss asked what was so funny... ummm... my and derricks yeast infections? HAHAHAHAHA...
damnit derrick i told you yeast infections were contagious- what were you thinking? {how katie and derrick got the yeast...}
Kate, it's time for you to put your mouth where my balls are....
you can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it...
if anyone can place these movie quotes... ill give you something.
ahhh.. the douche- i love it!
-jason statham- "You don't need your mouth to pee."

To K, S, S, J
“you can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it...”
Boondock Saints – Rocko to the brothers
Having a movie quote competition at work?
My private places itchL
From D
You looked that one up on IMDB you cheating bastard
Did you google both of them? Man, that’s weak

From S
I don't even know what IMDB is. I googled it. But I'm still holding you to that hand job :) Steven .Health & Beauty Care


Rock on everyone...

The Verdict

mmmmmm....drum roll please!

Ok the pant/tank outfit for the wedding.. and then I will be pulling a "celebrity" move and changing into the dress for the reception... the Glamour of it all !!!!!!!!!!!!

I will make sure to take pictures and post them up when I get home so that everyone can see the effect of my celebritiness... hahahaha

Well thanks everyone for the comments and thoughts!

p.s. lynn- I looovvveee the "celebrity" phrase.

Comment to Help

Here is the problem.
Im going to a wedding on Saturday. The ceremony is at 2pm and the reception at 6pm. So there is four hours between them!

I have two different outfits to post- oh by the way its a "Dinner Reception"- I would like to know which outfit is more appropriate to wear to the 6pm, Dinner reception.

outfit one- the pants and tank [my tank is black though]


outfit two- the dress [I sewed small straps on it last night to dress it down a tad and in the middle there is a sparkly broach type thing that you cant see well from the pic.]


Now please keep in mind that the boobs give the Tank top a slightly more slutty appearance than the model in the picture. LOL...
ok people... comment away!

Friday Night Party

Friday night parties! Here are some pictures from Andreas belated Maine Birthday celebration! Good Times!

On a side note jenny and I searched high and low today for dresses for the wedding next week... 5 hours later... still nada.

A quick trip up the street once we returned.. and bang! theres the dress... a perfect, breakfast at tiffanys dress... with some hot shoes to match!